I was settling in next to a very very young looking dealer. I'm guessing he was 21-22 only because you must have to be that old to work in a casino. As I'm settling my shiat down he says to me "Why don't you get me a back rub while you're there?"
And for some strange reason I reply with "Why don't you give me pocket kings and I'll give you a front rub." (!) I still don't know how or why it came out of my mouth but it did. The table erupts and starts laughing. I sit down and he deals me a hand. A guy 2 away to my right jams all in. Action is to me and I look at the first card; it's a king. I chuckle to myself that that kid dealer did half his job. The other card is a king too. omfg. I go all in over the top of the previous all in. It gets folded all around and my fishponent says "No way you got pocket kings" but looks a little glum as he turns over Q-J off suit. I smile and show my cowboys. And then I take that kid out and get another bounty. Unbelievable.
I say to the dealer who's smiling BIG at me "Erm...I was kidding you know....and I'm way too old for you...like double your age." He replies "That's okay - age doesn't matter." Omfg....well maybe a backrub. He gets moved and I go on dinner break thank goodness.
Note: 1) "woman said" story. 2) "Dreaded Pocket Kings" story.
How is this story not on my blog? Oh wait. the Hero won with Pocket Kings, now I see.
Anyway, her whole adventure is worth your time and can be found here, go there and enjoy!